Dear Bus Riders
I find it annoying that you somehow, as one person, manage to take up four whole seats. And not share either
You are mean.
Dear timid Bus Riders
You are a bunch of wusses for not taking over those four seats that one kid is taking up.
Go home and face the mirror and slap yourself
Dear Ms. second grade teacher
Thank you for teaching me Cursive
I never use it
Dear School repairmen
Dear person in hallway
Thank you for walking like your feet are made of lead and that you have to stop right in the middle of the hall to talk with a friend of yours.
Oh and thank you for your lack of academic passion hamper mine
Dear piedgon people
Thanks for sitting at the base of the staircase causing people to pass through a narrow 9" gap between your massive asses.
You are fire hazards
Dear blood lady
Thanks for sticking that needle in my arm
My arm is blue now